I'm Madison. A combination of Dylan O'Brien and Supernatural, Teen Wolf, Harry Potter, Merlin, Panic! At the Disco, Once Upon a Time, Game of Thrones, Walking Dead, and Lord of the Rings has successfully ruined my life. Sometimes I'm funny or something.
i find it interesting that when it comes to liking girls I’m just like GIRLS ALL GIRLS YES PERFECT GIRLS but with boys i’m like you must fit criteria 1-9 but 9 is optional only if you completely fill criteria 10-13 with a non-optional essay on 21st century sexism due by 5am
I don’t call that interesting. More like “prejudice” “discrimination” or “inherent bias”
could someone please come pick up their crying child
give me a production of hamlet where hamlet is a girl
and ophelia is a girl
and they use their makeup as a visual representation of their respective descents into madness
HELL YEAH HEEEELLLLLL Y E A H
I don’t believe in love at first sight, but I do know who’s gonna be my favorite character from like, two seconds of screen time.
Did you know that if you say Dorito 3 times in the bathroom mirror Chris Evans will come out and grab your left boob
STORY IDEA: YOUR DOOR BELL RINGS AND ITS A PERSON FROM AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE “I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE MY FAVORITE BOOK CHARACTER AND I KNOW HOW IT ENDS AND I WANNA CHANGE IT”
WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO ME
plot twist: the person who rings the doorbell is your favorite book character
laid is pronounced like paid but not said and said is pronounced like bread but not bead and bead is pronounced like lead but not lead